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| linn | Date: Wednesday, 2010-09-22, 16:26 | Message # 1 |
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| tell me the funniest joke you know 
happy girl :D
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| FoX | Date: Wednesday, 2010-09-22, 16:45 | Message # 2 |
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| why did the spy cross the road?
because he never really was on your side.
Reality's a plague, we're the medication
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| RavingGinger | Date: Wednesday, 2010-09-22, 18:40 | Message # 3 |
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| A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
10/11 people cant do fractions.
There are 3 types of people in the world, those who can count and those who cant. this is a conversation between a ventriloquist and his dummy:
"Two Jews walk into a bar."
"No."
"what you dont let Jews into your bars?"
"Yes but i dont want racist jokes on my show."
"ok how about if i kill the jews?"
"NO!"
"Only joking, i wouldnt do that. I would throw a penny between them and watch them FIGHT TO THE DEATH! Yes, i did the same with 2 catholic priest but threw a small boy in instead! And the winner had to fight michael jackson!" Achmed the dead terrorist 
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| Scarking | Date: Wednesday, 2010-09-22, 22:16 | Message # 4 |
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| 3 guys think they have a chance of getting in the guinness book of records. One guy is a german and thinks he has the smallest dick ever,
1 guy is from the netherlands and thinks he has biggest dick ever
and 1 guy is a belgian and thinks he is the dumbest person ever. When they arrived at the building of the record book the belgian went in first,
after a while he came out and screamed happely that he was the dumbest person ever.
then the dutch guy walked in and he also came happy out of the building after a while, cause he has teh biggest dick ever.
Then the german walks in and after a while he walks out, screaming of anger : "WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"
Weapon of mass creation!
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| denn15 | Date: Thursday, 2010-09-23, 18:59 | Message # 5 |
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| haha nice one scarking
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| Shadow | Date: Friday, 2010-09-24, 20:23 | Message # 6 |
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| scarking! xD
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| RavingGinger | Date: Monday, 2010-10-04, 14:18 | Message # 7 |
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| What do you call a chav on the moon?
Problem. What do you call 2 chavs on the moon?
A bigger problem. What do you call all the chavs on the moon?
Problem solved.
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| Speedoh | Date: Tuesday, 2010-10-05, 21:28 | Message # 8 |
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| How to get many pedo priests in 1 small car without them arguin'... - Throw in a child before them
Flying Pancakes Cannot Talk.
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| Nel | Date: Tuesday, 2010-10-05, 23:22 | Message # 9 |
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| A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying in bed.
The man says, "This is the pig that I have sex with, when you have a headache or are too tired!", the wife says "you dumbass, that is a sheep under your arm, not a pig!" Husband replies, "I was talking to the sheep!"
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| DéèdZ | Date: Wednesday, 2010-10-06, 00:20 | Message # 10 |
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| Haha great one! ( @ Nel ) Made me rofl <3
CryingClown: "Im so noob at this server" -Quoted while playing at the ZfH Clan server.
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| Shadow | Date: Wednesday, 2010-10-06, 11:26 | Message # 11 |
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| Haha good one m8
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| RavingGinger | Date: Wednesday, 2010-10-06, 13:07 | Message # 12 |
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| LOL @ Nel's :P
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| MrCrazyDog | Date: Wednesday, 2010-10-06, 18:20 | Message # 13 |
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| How Blond kills fish? - Sinks It :O Why Blond does not buy Kia? - Becasue on mobile is NOKIA - NO KIA xD Brunette says to Blond : Watch trees!
Blond says : Cant see trees are before. :/ Wan hear joke? - joke 
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| linn | Date: Thursday, 2010-10-07, 15:59 | Message # 14 |
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| really awesome jokes evry1 here is a little joke from me My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead." "How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."
happy girl :D
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| DéèdZ | Date: Thursday, 2010-10-07, 16:08 | Message # 15 |
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| Haha Linn
CryingClown: "Im so noob at this server" -Quoted while playing at the ZfH Clan server.
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